January 2012
11 posts
Jan 26th
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favorite sad note from the porn convention
Guy: "I just saw my favorite porn star ever."
Me: "Which one?"
Guy: "I don't know her name."
Jan 23rd
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Jan 18th
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“Publicly, we view porn as a danger to itself, and to us. But privately, well, we...”
– I wrote about pornography, condoms, and you.
Jan 13th
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Jan 9th
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“When you’re learning about something and dissecting it, I don’t think you’re...”
– Louis CK, journalism mentor.
Jan 9th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
2,498 notes
1 tag
Jan 3rd
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So, What IS This About?
imfeministenoughto: A few months ago, as I was flipping through an issue of Harpers Bazaar UK with King Bey (I call her that) on the cover, I read a snippet where she was asked if she was a feminist. Beyonce replied: “‘I don’t really feel that it’s necessary to define it. It’s just something that’s kind of natural for me, and I feel like…you know…it’s, like, what I live for. ‘I need to find a...
Jan 3rd
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“We have so much foreign influence today. I’m looking at a Coke can with a polar...”
– Pepsi?
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
20 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
159 notes
4 tags
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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“i swear one time she meowed something that almost sounded like “terminate...”
– should i get the abortion that my cat is recommending?
Dec 21st
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“where burrito”
– GOOD staffers received a shipment of anti-hangover patches hours before our open-bar holiday party. These are their stories.
Dec 16th
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Dec 10th
15,997 notes
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“it’s called playing impossible to get.”
– By the way, I did a google search, and that’s how I came across your email.
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
“Okay, this is 3 hours later, and I took the pill. Also, my mother now knows I...”
– Tell me all your Plan B stories.
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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i talked about porn. using my real voice! →
Dec 7th
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“I want to reclaim it, like “bitch,” until it carries the same connotation as...”
–  ann friedman on “spinster.”
Dec 6th
Dec 3rd
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Sauces I Have Introduced Into The Right Sleeve Of...
- tahini - peanut - hot - gravy - cranberry to be continued.
Dec 1st
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“I’m not sex-negative or nuffin (a term which I assume is the opposite of...”
– Correct.
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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November 2011
52 posts
This belt is for a guy who doesn’t want to wear a... →
popsins: “Here’s a sweater with personality. The colors are really chic, but it’s versatile. Don’t be afraid to take a chance wearing one of these.” “Every guy needs a pair of sunglasses, whether it’s for the winter months or you’re headed for a nice little trip.” “These are retro ski hats. You can… As someone who just wrote a Gift Guide (shameful prooomoooo), I feel for the GQ editor.
Nov 30th
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
Nov 30th
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Nov 28th
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Things that made me cry this weekend.
1. Morrissey, graciously accepting gifts 2. Sunrise, over Mt. Hollywood 3. Bella, marrying Edward pre-demon impregnation
Nov 28th
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Nov 24th
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“Most guys, we can recite all of The Godfather, we can recite all of Caddyshack,...”
– - Aaron Sorkin I have two words for you, Sorkin: AS IF
Nov 23rd
126 notes
UNITY CANDLE
The ultimate (appropriately) gross expression of everlasting love.
Nov 21st
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Nov 19th
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Nov 18th
24 notes
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“If we miss out on the basics at a young age, when do we evolve into full sexual...”
–  I wrote about being a weird prude for GOOD Magazine.
Nov 18th
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tracyclark-flory: Best protest sign of all time? “Bradley Cooper Doesn’t Even Have a Dog” http://t.co/MD8hmcIS
Nov 18th
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“Men need to see a penis in straight porn (presumably to stand in for their own),...”
–  thx, Slate.
Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
Nov 17th
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“What’s interesting, he added, is that both the boys and girls receive the...”
–  I love this man.
Nov 17th
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